fyfi: (pic#17095836)
don't be tedious. think. ([personal profile] fyfi) wrote2025-01-19 12:35 am

permissions

 
backtagging
fourthwalling
threadjacking
mindreading
violence/death ✓✓
triggers n/a
tag speed slowwww
contact   
ships — aventurine, screwllum, ruan mei*.

i don't do established relationship threads unless we've tagged before. listen, ratio's pretentious, annoying, and aggressively perfunctory in bed. he would rather build sextgpt than answer any sexts himself. shipping with him is a penalty i reserve for masochists only.

( * i don't necessarily see it, since ruan mei has like 500 hot lethal women hanging on her every word, but i'm open to it bc the ship art is cute. )
cross-canon

ratio's not ... completely impatient ... but he'll dip out of an unproductive conversation p. quick. he tends to engage more with patient + patent non-humans, people who provide surprising (note: this does not mean "random" or "irrational") answers, and inventors who don't take themselves too seriously.

for non-au action threads: you can unfortunately always assume he's wearing that stupid plaster head.